FATS

Fats "Martini Hour" has some surprisingly great deals for such a storied local. While it's still very much on the upscale side (don't show up with a ball cap or a wife-beater) they now have a happy hour that can compete with the best of them. Their martinis are all half off as are appetizers.... I suggest the yu kwok, they're killer! Beers are only $1.95 and that includes a nice selection of imports. There's no patio (heck I don't even think there's a window) but the decor is great, the service is always top notch and it's likely you'll be drinking next to a legislator or lobbyist. This place might be on the west end of the Grid but I suggest you make the trek. Runs 3-6pm Monday - Friday

The Good: White collar crime for blue collar pricing. 1/2 off Martinis and $1.95 Bottled Beers
1/2 selected appetizers run from $4- $9

The Bad: No patio, no girls, no dice

The Ugly: This might be the only time you can afford to drink with a congressman.